1. Notes: 480936 / 19 hours ago  from josephledger- (originally from minato-arisato)

    artkat:

    despairnaegami:

    personasanta:

    does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

    sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

    image

    (Source: minato-arisato)

  2. Notes: 743187 / 19 hours ago  from lykethebyrd (originally from )

    (Source: )

     
  3. Notes: 3761 / 19 hours ago  from roxybebop (originally from huffingtonpost)

    huffingtonpost:

    This cat doesn’t understand the rules of ping pong, but still wins hearts. 

  4. Notes: 26866 / 19 hours ago  from rumregrets (originally from officialchelso)

    Anonymous asked: Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?

    officialchelso:

    Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

    This topic has been studied by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

    1. It keeps him on the ground.

    image

    You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

    2. To check on his physique.

    image

    As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

    3. Object permanence.

    image

    Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

    I hope this helps.

    OMG hahaha

  5. Notes: 26635 / 19 hours ago  from simplekindoflife (originally from pusheen)

    (Source: pusheen)

     
  6. Notes: 288938 / 1 day ago  from alcoholicgifts (originally from naative)
    naative:

Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you


LOL

    naative:

    Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you

    LOL

     
  7. Notes: 61417 / 1 day ago  from politoparty (originally from ruinscape)

    ruinscape:

    french weed joke:

    80

    Eh heh heh

  8. Notes: 234 / 2 days ago  from herochan (originally from itmakesnosense)
    herochan:

Seems Legit
(via:ItMakesNoSense)

    herochan:

    Seems Legit

    (via:ItMakesNoSense)

     
  9. Notes: 219 / 2 days ago  from fauxroux (originally from bricesander)

    (Source: bricesander)

     
  10. Notes: 57497 / 2 days ago  from death-by-lulz (originally from cineraria)
    death-by-lulz:

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog
     
  11. Notes: 77183 / 2 days ago  from death-by-lulz (originally from duchessofc)
  12. Notes: 249729 / 2 days ago  from sexidance (originally from stinson)

    thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

    NEIL YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD 

    (Source: stinson)

  13. Notes: 462016 / 2 days ago  from bikinifetish (originally from undress-thebarbiee)

    alexq2k5:

    eliding:

    Girls Have 3 Types of Panties

    • period panties
    • chillen panties
    • and im about to get me some dick panties

    Truth

    (Source: undress-thebarbiee)

  14. Notes: 280555 / 2 days ago  from applesnpairs (originally from givemeinternet)
    applesnpairs:

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

blaze it and praise it

    applesnpairs:

    givemeinternet:

    In honor of the two conflicting holidays

    blaze it and praise it

     
  15. Notes: 134 / 2 days ago  from anna-sunn (originally from padnaberrie)

    anna-sunn:

    padnaberrie:

    "You don’t have to be rich to be my girl
    You don’t have to be cool to rule my world
    Ain’t no particular sign I’m more compatible with
    I just want your extra time and your kiss” - Kiss (Prince)

    NKOTB Package Tour - Jordan Knight’s Solo

    englishgirlapproximately

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"There's no pretense here. I'm genuinely self absorbed, and deeply shallow" -Fiyero, #Wicked ________________________

"I'm kind of a big deal." -Ron Burgundy ________________________

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