1. Notes: 5669 / 2 hours ago  from the-absolute-funniest-posts (originally from pleatedjeans)
    pleatedjeans:

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  2. Notes: 88622 / 2 hours ago  from the-absolute-funniest-posts (originally from ecstasysmom)

    ecstasysmom:

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  3. Notes: 35608 / 2 hours ago  from darkblue (originally from fjordism)

    fjordism:

    AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

  4. Notes: 221821 / 2 hours ago  from the-absolute-funniest-posts (originally from 7stitches)

    (Source: 7stitches)

     
  5. Notes: 4265 / 2 hours ago  from strictly-funny-shit (originally from hugepoppa)
    strictly-funny-shit:

maghrabiyya:

magnacarterholygrail:

hugepoppa:

How i feel this friday

this nigga mouth gon rot

noooooooooooooooooo

Omgg, when he’s eating does food occasionally fall out.

This can’t be sanitary.

    strictly-funny-shit:

    maghrabiyya:

    magnacarterholygrail:

    hugepoppa:

    How i feel this friday

    this nigga mouth gon rot

    noooooooooooooooooo

    Omgg, when he’s eating does food occasionally fall out.

    This can’t be sanitary.

     
  6. Notes: 67845 / 2 hours ago  from darkblue (originally from maimedlion)

    daeneryus:

    In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

    Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha

    (Source: maimedlion)

  7. Notes: 270758 / 2 hours ago  from strictly-funny-shit (originally from ryanhatesthis)
    basedheisenberg:

Real recognizes real.

    basedheisenberg:

    Real recognizes real.

    (Source: ryanhatesthis)

     
  8. Notes: 95355 / 2 hours ago  from hayamandarae (originally from pussylipgloss)

    cassy56:

    whatthefuckdidyoulanadelsay:

    scott-peterson:

    white girls

    THIS IS MY FUCKING FAVORITE VINE

    I can’t not reblog this every time

    (Source: pussylipgloss)

  9. Notes: 72629 / 2 hours ago  from countthesloths (originally from yomamasalizard)
    yomamasalizard:

Brid
     
  10. Notes: 144638 / 2 hours ago  from death-by-lulz (originally from mrbenwyatt)
  11. Notes: 138974 / 2 hours ago  from lacigreen (originally from fallontonight)

    lacigreen:

    a point has been made

    (Source: fallontonight)

  12. Notes: 19371 / 7 hours ago  from the-absolute-funniest-posts (originally from mo-ndler)

    (Source: mo-ndler)

  13. Notes: 38960 / 9 hours ago  from death-by-lulz (originally from onlylolgifs)

    death-by-lulz:

    this is too much right now.

    Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

    LOLOLOLOLOL.

    (Source: onlylolgifs)

  14. Notes: 3277 / 9 hours ago  from joolsandnigel (originally from captainsteves)

    (Source: captainsteves)

  15. Notes: 153 / 9 hours ago  from joolsandnigel (originally from iamqofeverything)
     
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